Hey kids, it’s Good Cop™! Your friendly neighborhood Po Po, here to help! Let’s see what sorts of adventures Good Cop™ is getting into today! The Case of the Misplaced Man Uh oh! Somebody is sleeping where they shouldn’t be! Good Cop™ is on the case! “Oh gee, oh gosh, mister homeless man? I’m afraid you…

That little pest is making itself real comfy in there isn’t it? I stew in my thoughts, looking again at the empty spot on the shelf where my mother’s Gnome used to sit. I knew bringing that ugly thing into my home was a mistake. The left side of my…

I should have taken better care of this hair. There were always a few small handfuls of knotted hair that would come out in the shower as I attempted to detangle the morning mess, but never an amount that seemed alarming. …

My uncle was the first in our family to get them. The oozy green, worm-like creatures latched to the back of his head in plain sight. My family cried for him, holding up mirrors for him, screaming at him to notice. But it didn’t make a difference. He couldn’t see…

I’ve done it. I’ve amassed the complete collection of the best jokes on the Youtube platform I’ve ever had the pleasure of witnessing with virgin eyes. My belly bearing the plumpest of giggles. Behold the fruit of my findings. The Pretend Yelling At Someone Off Camera — Picture it. You…

In these trying times it’s more vital than ever to be asking ourselves the all-important morality question, what would Jesus do? Jesus would make sure to buy as many canned beans as possible for the Christ household, leaving none for others. First come first serve!! Jesus would post publicly about…

Do you want to be a BILLIONAIRE?? Of course you do! What if I told you that with just 3 EASY TRICKS you could become one OVERNIGHT? Yeah, you heard me right! Sleepy time now, money time tomorrow. Without further ado, here is my guide to becoming a BILLIONAIRE overnight! …

You poor people don’t know just how good you have it! Honestly. I would trade away all the riches in my off-shore tax haven bank accounts just to have one oodle of the love you poor people get. I won’t do that, but in theory I’m green with envy. Oh…

A local billionaire recently uncovered a welcome surprise in the back pocket of his newly washed jeans, to the tune of around $1 Million USD. “I was just fishing around back there, twiddling my fingers as you do, when I felt a crisp million dollar bill just clamming up inside…