My First AbductionI could still taste the gas station coke I had slurped up before the light pulled me into the night sky. In what felt like seconds, this…Jan 3, 2023Jan 3, 2023
New AI Shows Affection To Others So You Don’t Have To“Deep learning technology has finally made tending to the needs of family and friends irrelevant,” says Mike Zane, CEO of ExThinkt, an…Sep 5, 2022Sep 5, 2022
RottenThat plastic container had been in the back of my fridge for months now. Long gone were the memories of whatever meal it had once…Jul 1, 2022Jul 1, 2022
The Adventures of Good Cop™Hey kids, it’s Good Cop™! Your friendly neighborhood Po Po, here to help! Let’s see what sorts of adventures Good Cop™ is getting into…Apr 10, 2021Apr 10, 2021
Sinus Sweet SinusThat little pest is making itself real comfy in there isn’t it?Oct 27, 2020Oct 27, 2020
Lather, Scream, RepeatI should have taken better care of this hair. There were always a few small handfuls of knotted hair that would come out in the shower as…Oct 24, 2020Oct 24, 2020
Brain WormsMy uncle was the first in our family to get them. The oozy green, worm-like creatures latched to the back of his head in plain sight. My…Oct 21, 2020Oct 21, 2020
Bear Witness My Findings On Youtube HumorI’ve done it. I’ve amassed a complete collection. The best jokes on the Youtube platform I’ve ever had the pleasure of snorting at. Behold!Sep 4, 2020Sep 4, 2020
What Would Jesus Do?In these trying times it’s more vital than ever to be asking ourselves the all-important morality question, what would Jesus do?Jul 27, 2020Jul 27, 2020
